seriously fuck UPS
i told the guy to give me a minute while i went back into my house to get a pen because he wouldn’t let me use his and when i came back out he was driving away and now they’re billing me for pickup charges like what the fuck
today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american
people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.
do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song
when u mean to type “believe” but accidentally type “beliebe”
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
but what did your driving instructor say
WHAT DID HE SAY
THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER
152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.